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Our founder, Michael MitchellJACKASS FRAUD, had a dream and a vision in 2004 when he was unfairly fired from the evil JJBSoft corporation. He envisioned a World where data and humans could cooperate, live without fear of judgment or being torn apart by the ravage of the demon we call time. Today, we are a family of Warrior Angels, defending any data anywhere in the world for a fair price.
In the olden days, detective solved mysteries by snooping through files, looking out footprints with comically large monocles and got drunk in dark alleys. Today we keep the tradition alive but on the digital space. We save, restore, and protect any kind of data: CD-Rom, HD DVDs, punch cards, source code written on the back of a receipt at 3AM while trying to impress the cute sysadmins across the bar... You name it, we save it. Our team of Dataneers are using the most cutting edge, revolutionar, futurist and incredible tools you can ever imagine. Nothing scare us, not even the most obscure datas imaginable. YEAH RIGHT DUMBASS
Data Chan is the mascott of our company, drawn by our founder himself. She is a true angel, the embodiement of our company ethic: She will travel to the end of the world to find and protect your data. She would fight for you. She whould kill for you. Everything she do, she do it for you.
To get a taste of her power, use our top of the art Artificial Assistant Engine (A.A.E.)PIECE OF SHIT THAT NEVER WORKS, to have a real, lifelike discussion with Data-Chan. She can help you giving you advice on our services, or any question you want.
Don't trust us? Listen to our beloved client, hear what they have to say, walk in their shoes:
Because an emergency can occur any time, and the safety of your data is our top priority, you can call us 24/7 on our hotline or send us an email at
